Friendly, grandfatherly doctor checks Jeremy's heartbeat. Then, since Iain is sitting on Jeremy's lap, he checks Iain. Then, since the stuffed turkey is sitting on Iain's lap, he checks the turkey.
Doctor: See? I'm listening to his heartbeat.
Iain: But he doesn't make any noise. He is a stuffed animal.
Me, to Cory: I don't want to read books right now. I just want to sit like a lump.
Cory: Read books, Lump! You have to!