Iain: You are diced tomatoes!
Jeremy: Yeah, well you are a can of peas!
Iain: You are a bit of cauliflower!
Jeremy: You are a rutabaga!
(and the kicker)
Iain: Daddy, you are a variety of vegetables!
Iain: Mama, I would like to get the moon for you.
Me: That's sweet, Iain.
Iain: And I would decorate it for you. With pink snickercheese.
Me: What is snickercheese?
Iain: It's a kind of cheese. (Obviously!)
Me: We're going to the park. Are you excited?
Iain: Yes, and also surprised.