Salad

(A conversation between Iain and Jeremy while they played the boys' favorite game Wrestle and Chase.  Get a load of this "talking smack.")

Iain: You are diced tomatoes!

Jeremy: Yeah, well you are a can of peas!

Iain: You are a bit of cauliflower!

Jeremy: You are a rutabaga!

(and the kicker)

Iain: Daddy, you are a variety of vegetables!

Iain: Mama, I would like to get the moon for you.

Me: That's sweet, Iain.

Iain: And I would decorate it for you.  With pink snickercheese.

Me: What is snickercheese?

Iain: It's a kind of cheese. (Obviously!)

Me: We're going to the park.  Are you excited?

Iain: Yes, and also surprised.